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re:Invent 2026 a fundraiser from mza

Dead Men Ship No Code

Pirate shirts, hoodies, signed books and a handful of signed flags, on sale in the run-up to re:Invent 2026, in support of Resilient Hearts Animal Sanctuary.

Claim your loot Free screensaver

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Four ways aboard

Every tier comes with the gear. The higher ones come with ink.

01 Deckhand

$30

  • Shirt or hoodie
  • Your pick of three designs
  • Signed book
  • Signed pirate flag

 

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02 Quartermaster

$60

  • Shirt or hoodie
  • Your pick of three designs
  • Signed book
  • Signed pirate flag

 

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03 Captain

$100

  • Shirt or hoodie
  • Your pick of three designs
  • Signed book
  • Signed pirate flag

5 of 5 left

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04 Pirate King

$250

  • Shirt or hoodie
  • Your pick of three designs
  • Signed book
  • Your flag, signed in person at re:Invent

1 of 1 left

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Three designs

Pixel art drawn for the terminal, then printed on cotton. Each one comes as a shirt or a hoodie, and each one moves in the screensaver.

01
BlackbeardThe devil, a spear, a bleeding heart.
02
No prey, no payThe first article of every crew.
03
Joli rougeThe red flag. No quarter given.

Photos of the shirts and hoodies are on their way.

cat dogs.txt

Old sea dogs,
helping actual dogs

Everything this raises goes to Resilient Hearts Animal Sanctuary, to look after dogs with nowhere else to go. Every shirt is a meal. Every flag is a vet bill.

  1. Pick a tier, a design and a size.
  2. The limited tiers go to whoever claims them first.
  3. Books and flags are signed by hand.
  4. The last flag is signed in person, at re:Invent 2026.
  5. No prey, no pay. The money goes to the dogs.
ship's dogA pixel art dog in a red pirate bandana and an eyepatch

ahoy saver

Take the art for free

ahoy is a free, open source screensaver for Mac and Linux: 56 animated pirate pieces that play in your terminal. Nothing to buy. Have a look around.

ahoy

 

↑↓ movespace pauseahoy galleon

install on macOS or Linux 
curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/mza/ahoy/main/install.sh | sh

One standalone binary, nothing else to install. Then run ahoy saver. There is a native macOS screensaver too, and the source is on GitHub.